Feeling extremely pissed off

A certain friend of mine manage to make me pissed off last night, and i'm still pretty pissed off right now.
I hate it when they are being insensitive despite the fact that they are not a stranger.
It started when he asked me have anyone speak "bahasa" to me before and how do i feel.
I told him yes and its pretty often due to my tanned skin.
I told him that i hate it, felt annoyed when people do that but i cant blame them.
Then... he joked that he should probably start to speak "bahasa" with me as well.

*pop* That's the sound of me going to extreme pissed off mood.

Excuse me, you asked me how would i fell if people do that and now your trying to make a joke out of it.

Is this your sense of humor????
HA... HA... HA...

My turn to say sorry now.
i'm sorry i cant force myself to laugh cause ITS. NOT. FUNNY. AT. ALL.

Please have respect k.

Yayaya, he said sorry.

But that apology was for making me angry but not for being insensitive and a jerk.
His apologies are useless cause I'm sure the same thing will happen again plus it doesn't sound sincere.

Therefore with the power bestowed to me...
YOUR APOLOGIES ARE NOT ACCEPTED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

The things that may annoyed me to the max

Ok I'm very sure everybody have likes and dislikes.
If you don't, stop pretending.
Who are you trying to convince?
Just as a precaution, for anyone who happened to know me by force or by accident, which i don't care.

So here it goes, the list of things that annoyed me to the max which i find it to be intolerable and pretty common:

1. AN INSENSITIVE JERK THAT THINK THAT THEY CAN MAKE JOKE OF ANYTHING WHICH THEY FIND IT FUNNY
- dear Joker, your NOT funny so don't force yourself k

2. PRETENDING TO BE CUTE
-Sincerely its DISGUSTING, you're like nearly hit the menopause but you still think that you're still a cute little baby with a diaper?

3.SMOKERS THAT THINK THAT THEY LOOKED COOL SMOKING
-There is this one question that has been lingering in my mind, where in the world do these guys get this idea???
-Smoking is already bad, and now you wanna act like the cool kid on the block. so UNCOOL

4.PEOPLE THAT ARE RACIST
-What are you guys doing? Cant you live in peace with everyone?
-Those who always stirr the racist issues HERE in hope to garner more voters or whatever, i hope they all choke with all those bullshits that they have been sprouting.

5.FAMILIES TAKING ADVANTAGE OF EACH OTHER
-Its unacceptable and sad when you see brothers and sisters taking advantages of each other and all they can think of are money, power and greed.

6.CONTROL FREAKS
-Its OK if you want to look or feel perfect to control yourself, but if you've gone overboard until the extant that you want to control other people as well. Do remember to ask yourself again and again WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
-If your some-kind of disciplinarian that is currently CONTROLLING people in jail, military or something like that during working hour is acceptable other than that you ought to be spank at the head.
-I ever encounter one, who thinks he is my bf. Tried to call me 20 times a day, and wants me to report everything I'm doing. Poor kid, too stupid to realized that his stupid and annoying.

These basically sum up everything.