Lucky me, get to know a LOSER SON OF A BITCH

Recently a very rare, interesting thing happened to me.

A guy i rejected asked back the ipad2 he gave me in February 2012.

Let me see, I'll just randomly name this guy as Alvin.

(If your name happen to be Alvin please forgive me, i dint mean to frame or degrade you it's just that this name suddenly came across my mind)

OMG what a loser, first time in my history this happened to me.

Well, i don't mind returning it to him since his such a materialistic, loser son of a bitch.

But his sense of reasoning is just too overwhelming and stupid.

I was kinda taken back when he states his reasons.

It's so ridiculous that i can't stop myself from sharing it.

Plus his such a rare thing that he should be consider as a national treasure or lock in a zoo or something so people can see and say "Geesh, so this is how a loser look like" or "Don't ever be such a sucker like him"

Why do i say that, you guys just have to read through our chats

This is just a part of our chat, not to mention the messages he sent me through my phone were equally ridiculous as this.

In less than 24 hours he bombarded me by saying i'm greedy, cheater, cheap, etc etc for not returning him ipad.

These are just some of the funny text he sent me:

I make a mistake because let you cheating, try to think yourself.

Now i recall back you are really the greedy person. 

I know you won't return the ipad2 like your ex.

Try to think what's wrong with yourself.

Of course i did a big mistake.

You see just simple. I just want the ipad2 back and forget everything.

I'm too tired to about it. 

He even try to threatened me by saying "I don't wish to say bad things about people"

OMGGGGGGGGG, please save me!!!!! I'm so so so so afraid *long yawns*

Do you believe this guy????????????

Is he having a mental breakdown or brain dysfunction to be this stupid?

Anyone who believes him is just as stupid as him, but then again he can always add in alot of spices just to frame people right?

The FB chat commenced late at night, then the following early morning (before 9 am) he sent me his office address.

Evening starts to bombard me.

Tsk... tsk.. tsk...

Reply him, he said i cheat bla bla bla, din reply he said xxxxxx. 

I really don't know how ridiculous can he be.

Btw, what do you know about my ex wo?


So now your gonna claim that you have some godly power where you can project the pass? *roll eyes 360 degree*

And the funny thing is you got it wrong sucker.

Please bear in mind, all this while he kept on saying that "I love you very much and i'll do anything for you" and many many more disgusting lame stuff.

Although i kept on telling him:

 NO NO NO, we are just friends and i'm currently enjoying my single life, please go for other girls they are way better than me.

How ignorant and stupid can he be??? 

That's why i always asked him to RE-READ back previous chats or messages.

Why he called me a cheater, i'm sure you get the idea. Because he is over confident, and he felt that girl MUST accept him.

I don't understand, cheat is when your in a relationship but failure to get the other girl is another thing.

The thing about the gift is when i received it i was very shocked, when i told him it's too expensive for me to accept he said "Its ok, as long u like it, its worth it" *roll eyes*

I know i know it's very embarrassing to know guy like Alvin, but i think it would be a great eye opener to let people aware of sucker like him do exist. 

I wonder am i actually lucky or just pure bad luck to know this guy.

This guy i named as Alvin was going after for quite some times, i know him back in 2010 if i'm not wrong and all this while he was the one that kept approaching me.

So finally around mid of 2011 we become better friends cause i was single that time and went through the emotional breakdown because of my previous failed relationship.


Then i just decided to give myself a chance to know more guys and this Alvin guy seems to be pretty harmless, decent, boring guy.

Someone that i would have never even bother or notice.

A more detail description of him:

30 YEARS OLD WORKING GUY (and he still act so childish, can you believe this)

Tom, Dick Harry kind of face with a very long hair nose sticking out *gross*

Average height, with slight hunch shoulder

Boring personality

SO AT THE END WHAT DID I DO?????
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Well i gave him the ipad2 of course, i really don't want to have anything to do with him.

And... i asked for brother's help to pass it to him.

Alvin asked me to post it to his office but then again my brother raise the question 'What if the parcel got lost?" and "What if he deny that he already receive the parcel and still insist on me giving him?"

Wow, that's so smart of my brother to foresee things like that.

Given by the nature of Alvin, we decided to take video of everything as a little proof and we asked him to  pay RM 450.00 for the money i spent on the casings, screen protector and the human transportation of delivering that ipad2 from Bintulu to Kuching.

The last message i sent him through the phone goes like this:

I can assure you it's in good condition.

After this SMS please promise me that you'll delete my numbers, messages or anything that are related to me because i'll totally erase you too.

I don't wish to have anything to do with you just like what you wanted.

If we happen to bum at each other outside, we are nothing but strangers because i don's wish to know to remember or know a 30 years old working guy that called a girl greedy, cheap, cheater, blame them on everything although he himself misunderstood, make the mistakes and pushy 

--> all this happen just because he was rejected and that everything was clarify.

Again i would like to clarify i didn't ask u to chase me or ask for any gift.

You randomly added girls in fb that have mutual friends with you, approached them, so its their fault because they posted pretty pics of themselves which induce you to add them, this is just a classic example.

I will never entertain or reply anything related to you anymore, so goodbye and take care.

Btw, please don't randomly claimed that i'm your gf or your ex, we never started and were only friends all.

I really don't wish to be associated with the like of you

-the end-

You see the purpose of me writing this is not because i hate him, i just simply have to let people know that people like this do exist and they might be crazy despite being stupid.


Just like when someone tell you to "becareful there's a crazy dog lurking around, dont let it get you or prepare yourself"

The conclusion is:

Just beware of ass hole like this guy.